What an interesting meeting we had last week. A very distraught George found out he can no longer kiss the stroke victim while performing CPR and he’s considering taking legal action. Meanwhile, Ladoris Cates lost her pants. Now her story is a little sketchy as she reports her pants were cut off by a MCHD paramedic after a car accident that “wasn’t her fault”. I’m thinking this car accident may have been a rouse to get one of those young stud paramedics to show off his “doctoring” skills up close and personal. Regardless, she is demanding said “Stud” buy her another pair of pants that match the shirt she was wearing; otherwise she’s threatening to go pant-less every time she wears the shirt. Can Montgomery County handle this? I say, “we cannot”. MCHD please, send Ladoris’ a new pair of pants so we can put this behind us....🤣
We need BLOD DONORS!! We will be at the Convention Center this Wednesday, from 10am – 4pm so Saddle Up that little pony and Save Lives! CLICK HERE TO DONATE!
Reaves Elementary is getting the gold standard Lions treatment with 2 BIG EVENTS we’ve planned for them. This Friday, March 1stwe will be reading to the entire school during 'Read Across America' and we need volunteers. CLICK HERE TO READ Then on Friday, March 8th is FIELD DAY with SNO CONES. This is definitely one of our most popular and fun events, so if you can’t make the reading day then come out and share some 'sticky' fun with these well deserving kids. CLICK HERE FOR SNO CONES
The next Service Saturday is Saturday March 16th and we’ll be at Owen Pavilion from 8-noon building footlockers for the Texas Lions Camp. We’ll have some great handymen/handywomen on hand to show you how to use a hammer without smashing your fingers; so no experience needed! CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP
I’m told our program this week is going to be a SURPRISE! I’m personally not a big fan of surprises, but I heard someone mention it has something to do with being in a ‘game show’? I’m seeing Kimberly Byrum as Vanna White and Ralph Perez as Pat Sajak. Sounds like it’s going to be a lot of fun!!
Have a great week and do something kind for a stranger.